I used to have a tie-dyed cashmere sweater. It made me look like a rainbow had thrown up on me. Only one tiny photo of it exists.

With Gigi the dog in 2003.

I got rid of the sweater long ago, but I thought of it as soon as I saw these shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood for Erdem.

$1,195 at Saks. Click to shop.

If I had the sweater and the shoes, I’d go to Pop-Tarts World in Times Square for some Pop-Tart sushi.

Pop-Tart sushi photo from Serious Eats. Click for a review.

Then I really would vomit a rainbow, but at least I’d be dressed to hide it.